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I had just completed a few minor repairs to a client's tenor sax, and
after I'd played it and satisfied myself that it was working properly
I handed it back to the client to try out. He reached into his case and
pulled out a bright steel object that couldn't have been anything other
than a Berg Larsen mouthpiece.
He blew a few scales on the horn, and I knew right away that something
wasn't quite right.
I know the sound of a Berg - or rather I know what it ought to sound like
when I see one being played. The middle spread of notes were fine, or
at least from low G up to the octave. The cut of the tone, coupled with
a relatively flat response made me guess at the mouthpiece being a 95/2
- but this guy's tone fell apart outside that single octave. More than
that, the notes fell apart too.
He was by no means an accomplished player, but was at least good enough
not to have had such problems with his embouchure.
He stopped playing and looked at the horn with the sort of concern that
comes when you're facing the dilemma of handing over hard cash for a job
that's perhaps not all that well done.
I jumped straight in - "Is that a 95/2?" I asked. "Yes",
he said, "how did you know that?"
With perhaps more nonchalance than was decent I simply said that it had
that sort of ring to it....and only just resisted the temptation to say
"well, when you've been in the business as long as I have..." Truth be
told, it's not that difficult - it was a bright mouthpiece, so it could
have been anything from an 85 to a 100, and it had just enough depth to
put it closer to 100 than 85. As for the 2 ( which equates to the tone
chamber, running from 0 to 4 ), there was a one in five chance of getting
it right - and as you see very few 3's and 4's that knocks the odds down
even more.
OK, OK, I made a lucky guess!
I asked how long he'd had the mouthpiece, and it turned out he'd bought
it secondhand only recently. I took it off him and examined it - and confirmed
my suspicions. Someone had 'worked on' the mouthpiece.
I put the term in quotes because there's a whole, big, fat, wide world
of difference between carefully tweaking and honing a mouthpiece to enhance
its every nuance and simply taking a file to it. This piece had met the
latter technique.
Under the reed the rails were at least twice the width they ought to
have been, and the tip was easily three times its normal width. Heaven
knows what amount had been taken off the piece to do that kind of damage.
No wonder the mouthpiece didn't work at the top and bottom of the horn
- it's a wonder it produced any kind of sound at all!
I had to break the news to the client - who was understandably miffed
at having shelled out cash for what was effectively a paperweight, but
then again it has to be said that if you go buying mouthpieces without
the benefit of some playing experience under your belt you stand a good
chance of buying the wrong one...or, as in this case, a 'duff-un'.
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