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Assuming I never set foot into the outside world, and I never had access
to either a window, a radio or a television, I still reckon I could roughly
gauge what the weather was doing by the sort of problems my clients come
in with at certain times of the year.
I'd say that the chief culprit is temperature.
You might think that moisture would be the biggest problem, but then woodwind
instruments are designed to deal with moisture and it really only becomes
a problem when it's associated with a change in temperature.
A typical call from a client as Autumn turns to Winter will be about a
problem with a sticking key - particularly if the instrument is a modern
plastic clarinet. These instruments are very prone to shifts in temperature,
and can swing from being rattley and loose on a hot day to being stiff
and slow on a cold day - and usually all that's required is an adjustment
of the point screws.
Excess moisture too can throw up a few problems as the ambient air temperature
drops, and during the winter even the driest of players can find themselves
having to deal with condensation flying off the keys onto their hands.
So when a client called in about a problem with the tuning on a specific
note on his oboe I had it in mind that it was probably going to be down
to a sticky key somewhere, most likely connected with the recent cold
snap.
The problem itself was curious enough to be worth mentioning, I don't
think I've ever come across anything quite like it.
The note concerned was lower/middle F.
What happened was that you could sometimes play the F just fine, and yet
at other times it was dreadfully flat and muted. Even more extraordinary
was that the note often started off good and then deteriorated while you
were playing it. It actually started to flatten off while you were blowing,
and no amount of embouchure tweaking could prevent it.
So I was dealing with that very worst of problems - an intermittent tuning
fault.
My first instinct was to examine the instrument for leaks. I found a couple
of very minor leaks and duly corrected them - but to no avail, I hadn't
made any difference at all.
With a rock-solid seal on the pads it surely had to be an action problem,
and my first thought was that it might be what I like to call 'operator
error'...which translates roughly to a player pressing keys when they
shouldn't be pressed - but this is really only applicable to beginners,
and not a regular player with an expensive instrument. Nonetheless it
was worth a mention, but it still didn't seem to be the cause of the problem
- especially as we both had the same tuning problem with the F.
I then considered the environmental issues and asked about where and
how the instrument was stored.
More often than not clients will say that they keep the instrument indoors,
and that it doesn't spend much time outside ( in the boot of a car, for
example ) - but this tends to overlook the fact that most people have
their heating switched off during the wee small hours...and if it's minus
5 outside then whilst it won't be anywhere near as cold indoors during
the night it will still mean that the temperature in the house drops below
the norm. Having just had a particularly cold snap over here I was expecting
quite a few instruments to have succumbed to a spot of contraction.
With this in mind I examined the oboe from top to bottom - and allowed
myself a discrete 'woohoo' when I spotted a pillar just ever so slightly
out of alignment.
This is a perfect example of how environmental conditions can play havoc
with a woodwind instrument; a drop in temperature causes shrinkage, a
rise causes expansion, and between the two poles the poor old instrument
ends up with loose pillars, which can lead to all kinds of unpredictable
and intermittent problems. This is why some clarinets have little plates
alongside certain pillars, and these plates are locked in position with
a small screw. It's this plate that helps prevent the pillars becoming
loose and turning under the tension of the springs.
And so I duly set about realigning and tightening the offending pillar,
fully confident that I'd discovered the problem.
But I hadn't...the F still played out of tune sometimes.
I'd been through my armoury of techniques...I'd even given the speaker
key vents a bit of a clean, and popped a couple of drops of oil here and
there ( well, ya never know ), but nothing seemed to solve the problem.
I have to admit I was at a loss and wasn't far off telling the client
to take the oboe home and see if the problem doesn't sort itself out in
a week or two ( surprisingly enough this sometimes works! ), when I noticed
something...something very small.
I'd been holding the oboe in my hands, and whilst talking to the client
I'd been idly turning the top joint in the mid tenon socket...and suddenly
I felt just the faintest 'knock'.
I've always said that the most important aspect of repairing is feel,
and what I was feeling didn't feel right.
Oboes are quite delicate instruments, and so in order to ensure that the
lower joint doesn't split asunder every time you push the top joint into
the mid tenon socket, the socket is lined with a metal sleeve - over which
another metal ring is fitted, typically with a couple of pillars fitted
to it.
Now, a lightly greased corked tenon joint sliding into a metal lined socket
should give a very smooth action - but as I turned the upper joint back
and forth in the socket I could feel it just faintly catch and give...as
though something was loose.
Sure enough, as I looked closely at the socket I could see that every
now and again the inner sleeve would move just fractionally. It really
was just fractionally, you could barely see it and yet you could definitely
feel it once you knew what you were looking for.
It explained the problem perfectly; every so often your fingers would
apply just the right pressure in just the right place to place stress
on the tenon joint, and when this happened the inner sleeve lining would
rock slightly and start to leak...and the note would flatten off. With
one of the note's tone hole being just below the leaking joint it was
sure to have an impact.
But how did it come to leak in the first place?
Temperature.
The sleeve is glued in, usually with shellac ( so that it can be removed,
if required, with the application of a little heat ), and shellac is a
fairly brittle kind of glue when it's set. With a sharp drop in temperature
over the last couple of weeks it's highly likely that the tenon sleeve
shrank further and faster than the surrounding wood and cracked the shellac
seal.
I removed the outer sleeve ring and with the aid of a little gentle topical
heat ran some Carnuba wax into the inner sleeve joint - this is a particularly
stiff wax that will hold the joint as well as shellac, but will cope better
with any expansion and contraction.
The F rang out clear and true, and all was right with the world once more.
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