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A question often asked of me is that of the earliest age at which a child
should start an instrument.
Opinion varies as to the most appropriate age and many factors have to
be taken into account, such as the child's emotional status and his or
her physical size.
Being something of a practical person at heart I tend to favour the physical
benchmark, based on the natural rule-of-thumb that states that if a child
is big enough to hold a particular instrument comfortably then there's
every chance that they'll have the emotional capacity to play the thing.
By emotional capacity I don't mean the ability to leave the listeners
in tears at the beauty of their playing ( more often than not they get
the same effect for entirely opposite reasons ), rather they have the
wherewithal to realise that the thing they have in their hands probably
cost quite a bit of money and requires at least a modicum of dedication
to make it work.
Starting a child at an age below this rule-of-thumb carries quite a few
risks - not the least of which is the possibility that they won't enjoy
the experience and might forever after associate the playing of an instrument
with a thoroughly bad time. In other words it could put them off for life,
or at least until they're old enough to realise they can do things their
own way.
Another risk is that of the dreaded tantrum.
Oh yes, all parents will be familiar with that one. Their 'little angel',
normally quiet and placid - or perhaps a tad cheeky and lively, but otherwise
quite reasonable on the whole - suddenly turns into an extra from 'The
Exorcist' and becomes entirely and utterly implacable.
In itself this is quite an unpleasant experience for any parent, but the
whole thing takes on a new and terrifying dimension if there happens to
be an object at the heart of the tantrum...say a musical instrument, for
example.
I do a fair few 'tantrum-related repairs' each year, and the process
seems to run to quite a specific format.
When the call comes in from the parent there's very rarely any mention
initially of a tantrum. What usually happens is that the damage to the
instrument will be described and I'll suggest that perhaps the instrument
'had a bit of a tumble' - at which point the parent usually confesses
that their child had a 'paddy' and took their anger out on said instrument.
When the instrument's brought in there nearly always follows a semi-philosophical
discussion about the merits or otherwise of very young children playing
musical instruments, and a few kindly words from me with regard to the
importance of not making the damage too much of an issue.
Obviously there's a need for every parent to let their child know that
trashing a couple of hundred quid's worth of instrument is 'not on', but
there's also the need not to come down so hard on them that they'll never
touch the thing again.
Unfortunately, the damage done is often quite extensive - and thus expensive
- so a certain amount of wincing goes on at this stage.
When the parent arrives to collect the instrument after repair I always
get the feeling that there's a sense of resignation - something every
parent, again, will recognise I'm sure - inasmuch as every parent wants
to give their children every possible chance to progress in the arts,
but realises that there may never come a time when those children say
"Thanks for starting me on the flute all those years ago - it made
such a difference to me in later life".
Still, we can but dream - and I make every effort at this point to reassure
the parents that it really is worthwhile, and, occasionally, suggest that
they tell their child that is he or she trashes the instrument again then
'Mr.Repairer' might come round and have a stern chat. Sometimes scaring
the bejeebers out of the little sods is worth a try!
For one recent visitor to the workshop, however, my post-repair chat
resulted in a very unexpected revelation.
The client had brought in a particularly badly damaged flute - so damaged
that it was borderline as to whether it was worth repairing or not, given
that it's now possible to buy a surprisingly respectable student flute
for around £100.
What was made very clear at this point was that the client's child had
thrown a wobbly and given the flute a thorough seeing-to, along with comments
along the lines of "Ooh, she can be a proper Miss at times, that
one".
It was agreed to be just about financially viable, so I undertook the
work and called the client in to collect the instrument.
I pointed out the repairs, demonstrated the flute and handed over the
bill - at which point I did my usual "Ahh, kids eh? What can ya do?"
banter, but was stopped dead in my tracks when the client blurted out
that it was she, not the child, who'd thrown a wobbly...and the flute.
To be accurate she'd thrown the child's school bag to the floor in a 'lack
of completed homework' related incident ( that ol' chestnut ) without
realising that the flute was enclosed in the bag.
Clearly the guilt had weighed heavily on her conscience, and my post-repair
chat was the last straw - the 'Telltale heart" - and she had to 'fess
up to her misdeeds.
I suppose I should have given her a stern lecture at this point - but
when she described the incident, and how appalled she'd been when her
child had shouted "Mum! My flute's in that bag!", plus the resultant
hefty bill, I figured that justice had been served and the client had
seen the error of her ways.
And just to make doubly sure, I told her she'd be the subject of a Notes
article....
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