A rolling blog of everyday life
on and around the workbench
it's alto season here at the workshop - I'm knee deep in the things
- but the arrival of a particularly special one caused me some pause
I'm always pretty busy, and right now I'm really rather busy...but
I know how much people seem to enjoy my reviews, and this was a
horn that simply begged for one. It's Yanagisawa's new WO33 - the
one with the silver bell and crook (with a brass body). It has to
be said, it didn't take me long to decide I simply had to make the
time to run up a review...which meant watching my peaceful, relaxing
Sunday disappear over the horizon.
The things I do for you lot, eh?
was during the course of the review that I once again had to pause
I found some 'issues'. Now, let's be honest, I nearly always find
some issues. That's kind of my trademark - I don't do the sort of
review where everything's always rosy, because I'm always acutely
aware of how expensive some of these horns are, and how much blood,
sweat and tears people have had to shed in order to be able to afford
to buy one. And I'm also a firm believer in the value of knowing
a product's faults and foibles as well as its good points. It allows
people to make up their own minds, and to decide whether they feel
the negatives outweigh the positives.
For example - I have a very nice washing machine. It did well in
the reviews and it does a nice job. However, it beeps when it's
finished...and it keeps repeating the beeps until you turn the damn
thing off. There's no way to disable the function (short of sticking
a screwdriver through the beeper...which is a solution I'm looking
in to). It really annoys me. I wouldn't mind a single beep to let
me know it's finished...but I do mind being nagged to stop whatever
I'm doing and get up to turn the machine off. Had any of the reviews
I read pointed this 'feature' out, I would have thought twice about
Granted, some people may find the feature useful - but it's not
for me...and it would have been nice to have had the choice.
So this is why I like to point at things that
I consider to be suspect - and try to explain in simple terms why
I believe such things are or may become a problem.
But I'm also aware that there are real people behind these horns.
People who designed them, people who made them...and people whose
livelihood depends on selling them. I'm not one of those people
who feels that all corporations are faceless by default, nor that
they're out to rip us all off - but I think I have a duty of care
in favour of the people who buy the products.
So when I see (or foresee) problems I'm always asking myself "Is
this fair?" - and I try do so from the perspective of the maker
and of the buyer. It can be difficult, but I feel that the bottom
line has to be "You made this product and put it on the shelf
like this - which means you must consider it to be fair value for
it comes to detailing such faults it's a two-part process for me.
I assess what I see and set out my immediate thoughts in the draft
review. I then give it a day or so before returning to it with a
fresh pair of eyes. We all have our good and bad days, and I'm no
different - and sometimes I'll find that I feel my comments are
a touch on the harsh side. Equally, I sometimes feel I've been a
bit too lenient. And sometimes I'll ask someone else to have a read
and tell me how they feel it comes across. I think it's important
- I want to be able to look back over old reviews and know that,
if nothing else, it was a considered approach.
I just thought I'd share a little insight about
the review process, and illustrate it with this example.
I noticed a bit of free play on the Yanagisawa. Most horns exhibit
a touch of it here and there, but there's a general expectation
that the amount of free play should be in proportion to the price
of the instrument and its age. At least that's my expectation.
This horn comes in at a whopping five grand or so, and is only 18
months old - and yet half of the top stack had visible free play.
My first instinct is to think "That's not right, surely they
wouldn't have done that" and to check for a cause. But when
I don't find one, or when it's clear that the fault is built in,
I feel obliged to get Mr Picky out of the cupboard and say "Whaddya
think of that??"
In this case I was able to measure the amount of play - which turned
out to be 0.1mm on the top stack section as a whole, with a further
0.15mm on the B key. In the right circumstance this'll mean the
B key can shift 0.25mm up or down. That's a lot by any standard,
given that the feelers I use to check for leaks are only 0.02mm
So I feel it's a bit naughty - but am I being too picky? I suppose
I'd answer that question by pointing out that none of the other
keys exhibited this much play - or indeed any at all - and I'd also
point out that I measured the play on another horn and found it
had a bit less. In this case it was splendid old purple logo Yamaha
62. The thing's in mint condition...and at 40+ years old it's practically
a vintage horn these days. It's clearly not had any work done to
the action, so the play got there either by fair wear and tear or
was built in at the factory. Probably a bit of both.
And that begs the question as to why a substantially cheaper and
very much older horn has less free play in the the top stack.
It's not an unreasonable question, and I don't
think it's unreasonable to expect a very high level of build quality
for five grand - and if that makes me Mr Picky then so be it. Someone's
gotta do it, might as well be me. And I haven't even mentioned the
other problem I found...
18/05/2017: An interesting
job's come in recently- a general service on a brace of Martins.
At least that's what they are according to what's stamped on the
while the alto is undoubtedly a Martin Committee the soprano is
something else entirely.
I suspect a practised eye would be able to spot the telltale signs
- the shape of the spatulas, the layout of the palm and bell key
touchpieces etc. - but the biggest giveaway is the word stamped
below the serial number.
It says 'Japan'.
Yep, this Martin is a Yanagisawa - an 800 series
to be precise.
There's obviously a back-story as to how this horn got branded as
a Martin - and I'll probably deal with that when I get around to
reviewing this little beast. Oh yeah, I've gotta review it...it'll
fit in nicely with the rest of the Yani sops I've reviewed down
the years. Almost got the full set now. And yeah, I'm hoping there'll
be enough time to review the alto too - but last week's bonkers-mad
tidying up session has been nipping at my heels, and I'm still trying
to finish up the review of that old
Borgani soprano. I though I was doing OK, and then a couple
of emergency jobs came in which really threw the rest of the spanners
into the works.
I wouldn't mind, but one of them turned out to be a 'clock stopper'.
What's a clock stopper? It's just one of those
jobs that turns out to be a complete pain in the arse. You quote
for the job, and under normal circumstances you'd be just fine...but
one or two little things go awry and you have to make the choice
between doubling your quote, leaving the fault as is or simply stopping
the clock and getting on with it.
I really don't like to break my quotes, and I can't really bring
myself to say "That'll have to do", so I'm left with ploughing
on with grim determination. That's just the way the job goes sometimes,
and there's not much you can do about it other than learn from the
experience and make a better call the next time a similar job comes
in. Bit of a sobering thought though...nigh on 40 years at the bench
and still learning.
Makes me think back to the day I finished the college course in
instrument repairing - clutching my City & Guilds certificate
and thinking "I'm an instrument repairer, me".
I'll get there...one day.
13/05/2017: It's been
a bit quiet on the blog lately due to a combination of the pressures
of work and some advanced tidying up.
In fact the pressure of work is entirely down to the tidying up
- by which I mean that it was rather more involved than running
around with a dustpan and brush. And it's all the fault of an impulse
purchase at the local tip.
Well, I say impulse...but when a chap with a shed spots a set of
handy metal drawers going for the price of a six-pack of beers,
resistance, as they say, is futile. I'd bought the set on the left
some time ago (also from the local tip), and promptly filled up
all the drawers with 'stock materials'. This would be small bits
of various metals, plastics, exotic hardwoods and just about anything
else that might come in handy for making replacement parts or tools.
of course, no matter how much storage you have, there's never quite
enough space to get everything in. This leads to some difficult
choices when it comes to deciding which materials will have to share
a drawer. You can't, for example, bung stainless steel in with mild
steel. They look very similar but are rather different materials
- and you wouldn't want to bung general plastics in with specific
types (such as Delrin). So you end up with 'Brass rounds' cheek-by-jowl
with 'Aluminium flats'. It works, but every time you open the drawer
you're overcome by a terrible sense of storage inadequacy....which
is nasty thing for a chap with a shed to have to endure. So you
can perhaps understand my excitement and relief when this rather
natty set of purple drawers came up for grabs.
Having bought it and lugged it back to the workshop
it suddenly occurred to me that I didn't actually have anywhere
to put it.
OK, that's not quite true - I have plenty of space...but what I
don't have is any space where I want the drawers to go. This is
an important distinction - a set of drawers in the wrong place is
almost as bad as not having any at all, because they only really
work if they're properly 'handy'. Move them a few feet away from
your working radius and they soon fall into disuse...or at least
get filled up with a load of crap you rarely use.
No, they had to go where they had to go - and that was that.
No big deal, then - just make a space. The drawers
aren't that big, should be easy enough.
Problem is, my workbench sits in the centre of the workshop. I have
storage all around the walls and storage surrounding the unused
sides of the bench. It wasn't going to be a simple case of 'budging
up' a shelf or a cabinet...I was going to have to start at one end
of the storage chain and work my way backwards.
And that's when the fun started.
The upshot of all this was that this went there,
that went here, those went up and they went down. And then I got
an attack of the 'might as wells'. You know the score...if you've
taken down a set of shelves you 'might as well' move that electrical
socket while you're there...and maybe sort out that annoying bit
of uneven flooring...and then perhaps have a root through the stuff
that was on the shelves to see what can be chucked out...and then
maybe think again about what you're going to put on the shelves
once you've moved them...and then...and then...
Four days it took. Four bloody days. And I still haven't finished.
But I at least got to a point where the new drawers had a space,
and everything that was essential for work was where it needed to
be. The rest is just what I can 'shed stuff' - the sort of odds
'n sods that 'might come in handy one day' or that need sorting
out whenever you can get around to it.
And here's the rub - I spent so much time tidying
up that the work deadlines caught up with me...and so I haven't
had time to put anything in the new drawers yet.